Just when you thought vajazzling was the end all and be all of  vaginal adornment, along comes a trend that allows you to turn your private parts into the Sistine Chapel. Introducing: The Vattoo.  We’re thrilled to help our beloved, intrepid spa buddy Bryce Gruber of The Luxury Spot, who has, for better or worse, become the authority on all questionable down-there design, present her latest video to the world.

How does Vattooing work? A Vattoo starts with a Brazilian Wax, clearing the area of any hair and making for a clean vattoo palette. (If going completely bare isn’t quite your style, a little furry can make for a nice 3D effect.) After the area is completely waxed and you’ve chosen your design, the Vattoo is airbrushed by hand. Don’t try this at home; this isn’t some cheap temporary tattoo from a candy machine. You can customize it any way you’d like, and it lasts 7 to 10 days. For the full story, read Bryce’s recap on TheLuxurySpot.com

Try it during Spa Week! Bikini Glamour made our list of the top 12 hottest spa trends for Fall 2010, and if the Vattoo doesn’t fall under that umbrella I don’t know what will. Officially called “Inked” by Completely Bare Spa in New York City, this treatment (including the wax) will be offered during the upcoming Spa Week for just $50 at select Completely Bare locations. (Normally $115).

Stay ahead of the curve, let Michaelangelo be your guide, and stay classy my friends.

Finally, Jennifer Love Hewitt is joined by a celebrity of equal stature – Snooki of Jersey Shore fame admitted to a history of Vajazzling.

It’s up to you to decide whether this means Vajazzling is experiencing a second coolness wave or jumping the (dazzly) shark.

Check out Snooki’s confession below. And chin up, Snooki – New Jersey Spa Week’s just around the corner! Do you have any idea how many people got their lady bits crystallized for $50 last time around? (Spa Week’s around the corner for you too, whether you’re closer to Seaside Heights or the OC.)

I wasn’t kidding when I said in the Spa Crawl Video to take advantage and TRY AS MANY $50 SPA TREATMENTS AS POSSIBLE DURING SPA WEEK®. Well, how hypocritical I would be if I didn’t go through with it myself? In the spirit of wellness, relaxation, overindulgence and experimentation, for each of the 7 days of Spa Week, Monday April 12th through Sunday April 18th, I tried out and live-broadcasted an unusual spa treatment from one of our nearly 800 spas.

From a Caviar Facial to Colon Hydrotherapy to Botox to Vajazzling… my Spa Week got a little crazy.

Why? It’s all in the name of bringing the spa lifestyle to real life, answering your questions, and making you fully aware of what to expect inside any treatment. Banish the fear of awkward or intimidating situations at the spa by getting acquainted with the process beforehand.

Click the links below each treatment; there’s been absolutely NO EDITING. Learn, live vicariously, and then go experience it for yourself!

SPA WEEK SPRING 2010 SCHEDULE:

MONDAY, 10:00 AM: 60 Minute Caviar Facial
Dyanna Body Nail Salon & Spa, 40 East 21st Street, 212.995.2355‎
See it here: Caviar Facial – The Royal Treatment

TUESDAY, 12:00 Noon: Full Session Cellulite Reduction with Endermologie
American Cellulite Reduction Center, 611 Broadway, Suite 907 K, 212.982.8779
See it here: Beating Cellulite with Edermologie

WEDNESDAY, 9:00 AM: 45 Minute Fusion Massage
Spa Merge, 102-108 West 57th Street, 646.484.4104
See it here: Spa Merge, the Midtown Gates of Heaven

THURSDAY, 10:30 AM: 60 Minute Colon Hydrotherapy (postponed until Friday)
Beljanski Wellness Center, 150 East 55th Street, Sixth Floor, 212.832.6800
See it here: The Sh*tshow.

FRIDAY, 4:00 PM: Prevelle Lip Lumping and a Botox Brow Lift (Double Whammy!)
SmoothMED, 111 East 59th Street, 212.371.7666
See it here: Botox On The Go – Is This The Future?

SATURDAY, 1:00 PM: 50 Minute March Forward Pedicure
Deva Spa, 425 Broome Street, 646.454.4300
See it here: A Pedi To Remember

SUNDAY, 11:00 AM: 60 Minute Slimming Sampler
Studio 57 Skin & Body Care Spa, 57 West 57th Street, Suite 710, 212.758.6383
See it here: The Live Slimming Tweetment

Bonus:

SUNDAY AFTERNOON DELIGHT, 5:00 PM: Vajazzling
Completely Bare – Bond, 25 Bond Street, 212.366.6060
See it here: Vajazzling Live Broadcast

Free live streaming by Ustream If you’re feeling inspired and want to live-stream or tweet your own spa treatments to share with others, we fully support it! Let us know by tweeting @SPAWEEK and we’ll help you get the word out.

Spa treatments above were provided complimentary by each of the spas.

You’ve seen the Vajazzle photos everywhere… you’ve seen the Vajazzle video… you’ve read the Man’s take on Vajazzling in the bedroom… and maybe you’ve even been privy to hearing about Penazzling, now offered for men who felt left out of the whole craze. But last night we took Vajazzling to a whole new level: The Live Vajazzle Broadcast.

For the newbies: What in the world IS Vajazzling? Vajazzling is a 2 part process. First comes the Brazilian wax – removal of your hair down there. Or if you get lasered and are already bare, you can skip the wax and move right to part 2:  The application of an adhesive Swarovski crystal design to the forward-facing part of the vagina. Jennifer Love Hewitt started the Vajazzling trend back in January, although Completely Bare Spa has been offering this treatment under the radar for 12 years now under the name “Completely Bare With A Flare.” And then in February, we were thrilled to help bring the trend mainstream by sending Bryce Gruber to make the first-ever Vajazzling video, and then offering it during Spa Week for just $50. If you missed it during Spa Week, lucky for you they’re extending their $50 offers an extra week. Call up and try Vajazzling for less than half the usual price! But wait… not so sure you’re the “Vajazzling type”? Now you can make a more educated decision.

Just like all the treatments we live-streamed during Spa Week, our goal is to show you the real-deal insider peek at every spa treatment in the world. How much does it hurt? How long does it take? Are there SPAwkward moments? No editing here… it’s exactly what you want to know if you REALLY want to know. Although there are no graphic shots of my private parts, this will give you a new look into what you can expect at a Vajazzling appointment at Completely Bare Spa.

The intro (sequined “Vajazzle outfit” optional), the choosing of the crystals, and the Brazilian wax:

Brazilian Wax Part 2, and then getting sparkly:

EXIT POLL: Interview with 2 first-time Vajazzlers AND Brazilian Waxers. How much did it hurt? Would you recommend it to others?

Good to know: Completely Bare guarantees their Vajazzles for 5 days, or they’ll replace your crystals for free.

Completely Bare – Bond
25 Bond Street
New York, NY 10014
212.366.6060

Completely Bare – Scarsdale
12 Chase Road
Scarsdale, NY 10583
212.366.6060

Last night Fox 5 had Spa Week Founder and CEO Cheryl Reid on to talk about this wonderful week of everything SPA! Step inside an edible raspberry facial at Sothy’s, Vinotherapie at Caudalie, Vajazzling at Completely Bare… and learn what Cheryl’s all-time favorite spa treatment is. See the full story HERE.