Welcome to the Zit List, where we tell you exactly what to think about the week that was.
Link: Mama Fierce
Fresh off the press, but certain sources are claiming that the world may soon be graced with a mini-Beyonce – rumors speculate that the singer may be newly pregnant. If it’s true, we wish Miss Beyonce a healthy and happy pregnancy!
Rating: 0 zits
Link: Secret Sadness of the Queen of Rom-Coms
Oscar winner (seriously…) Sandra Bullock had her face splashed all over the tabloids this week when her husband, Jesse James, was revealed to be a recidivist cheat. The only good thing that comes out of this sad and rather sordid situation is that scientists can finally lay to rest the question of whether attractive people can date and marry jerks. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sandy.
Rating: 5 zits
Link: March Madness Update
The NCAA upsets continue – on Thursday, Butler’s team upset #1 seed Syracuse to advance to the regional finals. 1 zit for broken brackets, but you have to love unexpected results.
Rating: 1 zit