The Grammy Awards featured a host of interesting fashion choices from the music industry’s luminaries, but let’s cut the fat and talk about the real spectacle of the night – Lady GaGa’s ever-more-insane parade of sartorial gems.

Join me on a wonderful journey down the wormhole that was the Lady’s Grammy wardrobe!

First, we have a dress made of hoops and cotton candy, constructed for the permanent wind-tunnel look. It is relatively normal when you consider what’s to come!

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Then GaGa sat down at the world’s weirdest piano with the world’s only Elton John.

Image courtesy of dailymail.co.ukAnd it wouldn't be a Lady Gaga performance if she didn't pick something bizarre, wonderful, and slightly frightening to perform in.Image courtesy nydailynews.com