Celebrity Suspect: Ted Williams, The Homeless Man With the Golden Voice

Case: Less than 48 hours ago, Ted Williams was your typical homeless man trolling the cold highways in Ohio, but unlike the others he had a gift. He carried a sign which said it all — he had a voice fit for the radio business. The photographer from the Columbia Dispatch filmed him doing unbelievable sample voice overs for radio and tv. Today he stands as a man with multiple offers, including a brand new home and a full time voice over gig with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Spa Treatment Sentencing: We hear that the native Brooklynite is on his way to New York City to be reunited with his mother whom he hasn’t seen in over 20 years and for more meetings. After decades of living on the street and becoming a celebrity literally overnight, we need to get him up to speed with a complete spa day. For proving that with a lot of hope and a little luck dreams can come true, we are sentencing Ted Williams to a 60 Minute Massage and European Facial, followed by a Manicure and Pedicure, only $50 each at Spa West in Westlake, Ohio in our spa deals.

The original clip that changed this man’s life had over 11 million views but just moments ago got taken down due to a legal matter (come ON!) but you can watch his CBS interview HERE.

We just announced the Spa Week 2011 official dates (April 11-17th and October 11-16th… Sharpie it in), and while most of you were super excited, some of you would prefer for Spa Week to occur right this very second. We’ll meet you halfway: Get restored, renewed and rejuvenated NOW, when you head over to our spa deals page, with discounts and offers courtesy of top spas around the country.

Create your own Spa Week experience throughout the renewing month of January. At Eastside Oasis Day Spa in Bellvue, WA get a Spa Facial or Swedish Massage for $45, Manicure and Pedicure for $35, or Shampoo and Blowout for $25. Visit EnviouSkin in San Diego, CA for an incredible buy one get one deal of a 90 Min Hot Stone Massage for $135, normally $270, and get one free. Indulge at Susan Ciminelli Day Spa & Salon in Manhattan receive a complimentary Pumpkin Prune Peel valued at $35 with purchase of Aromatherapy Facial, receive half off on a Seaweed Body Wrap with purchase of Aromatherapy Facial or Reflexology, receive 20% off on Haircut and Blowdry or receive 25% off on products. To view more deals good through January 31st, click here.

You love going to the spa, but for some, the thought of stripping down to nothing in front of a complete stranger still makes people nervous. Rest assured, the spa is the one place on earth where you can be 100% comfortable and able to let all of your inhibitions go. Some say the best way to learn how to swim is to just dive in, so that’s what we’re going to do here. We’ve placed a few of our West Coast/Chicago Spa Week $50 treatments on the naked scale and rated them from Modest Molly (1) to Naked Nelly (5), measuring the average of how naked spa-goers usually get. If a 5 sounds intimidating, just remember: there are always paper panties.

50 Min Acai Berry Body Scrub and Wrap (Naked Level: 4) - With this treatment after your therapist scrubs you down and rids your body of dead skin and toxins, you’re wrapped up to let the ingredients finish off the task. WELL Spa at the Platinum Hotel, 702.365.5000

Toning Synergie Massage for Cellulite (Naked Level: 3) – A few minutes of courage will work wonders for how you’ll look after the fact. Using a Dynatronics vacuum machine this treatment smooths out cellulite, as it stimulates circulation and lymphatic drainage. All Star Lake Spa, 425.462.2960

45 Min Spiced Apple Cider Pedi (Naked Level: 1) – This treatment is not very naked at all. You’ll have to show a little leg while you get your feet moisturized in an invigorating whirlpool bath. Oregon’s Grand SalonSpa, 503.644.2800

50 Min Citrus Lavender Salt Scrub (Naked Scale: 5) – A salt scrub treatment only works one way – naked! You have to take it all off so that your therapist can shave off all the dead skin cells to reveal your clear layer of skin underneath. Arizona Grand Resort & Spa, 602.431.6485

50 Min Aromatherapy Body Polish (Naked Scale: 4) – To get your body to its full glowing potential, you have to be brave and let your therapist work your body from head to toe.  The Spa at Four Seasons Resort Scottsdale, 480.513.5145

45 Min Package: 30 Min Vichy Shower, with 15 Min Scalp Massage (Naked Scale: 5) – Vichy shower is considered one of most freeing spa treatments. You lie down on flat spa bed, and allow water from a shower head to cleanse your skin. Beach Massage and Day Spa, 310.322.2333

Laser Hair Removal of the Brazilian Bikini (Naked Scale: 3) – You know the drill. Of course this fares high on our scale as you’ll have to get naked in the most private place. Lunaris Medspa & Weight Loss Center, 310.371.9900

50 min Kohler Bath (Naked Scale: 5) – This is one of the most bare treatments you can find. We guess you can call this the cousin of the Vichy shower, the Kohler Waters Spa, 630.323.7674

50 Min Deep Tissue or Swedish Massage (Naked Scale: 4) – A milder route to go for those of you who rather leave a little on. Let your therapist work the kinks out leaving your bottom half covered. Chocolate For Your Body an AVEDA Family Salon Spa, 312.226.0777

65 Min Customized Signature Facial & Brow Wax, Including Décolleté, Neck, Arms and Hand Massage (Naked Scale: 1) – The only body part that has to be free of any coverage is your face. Your esthetician will allow you to slip under a spa robe for better relaxation. Facelogic Spa – Las Vegas, 702.531.3223

Celebrity Suspect: Jimmy Fallon

Case: Late night funny man Jimmy Fallon is hosting the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards this Sunday. We’re sure he’s under a considerable amount of pressure to live up to the appeal of last year’s host, Neil Patrick Harris, and beat the tough comparisons of fellow late night cohorts, Letterman, Leno and Conan. To ensure a successful run as Emmy host, Jimmy needs you all to tweet him. For the first time ever, during the show’s the telecast the host will be responding to tweets. Just tweet him @jimmyfallon.

Spa Treatment Sentence: Jimmy definitely needs to get in the zone an look his best. Jimmy, you’re sentenced to the whole she-bang at Spa Xanadu in Los Angeles: A 60 Min Massage (great for calming nerves before a big event) a 60 Min Facial (glowing skin is the #1 trick to looking good on camera) a deluxe Mani-Pedi (you never know if your Emmy host will take off his shoes) and an Eyebrow Wax (because HD shows everything).

If you could use the royal Emmy treatment too, do it on the cheap. All this and more is in this month’s spa deals.

Image Courtesy of People Magazine

…he’s going to ask for a facial.

This is how you give your opossum a proper pedicure. You can only go uphill from here.

You probably don’t have an opossum to pamper, but have you ever given a pedi to a pet? Fess up!