STOP in the name of cheese!

For Valentines Day we rounded up the cheesiest love songs of all time. Just for you.

You know you love it.

The Cheesiest Love Songs. Ever.

Muskrat Love, Captain and Tennille (Sheri Menzie Jury, Jewel Cowart, and @Swimmerpoet recommended this gem!)
God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You, N’sync
I Wanna Love You Forever, Jessica Simpson
My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion- @NicolePagano suggested this favorite cheesy hit.
All Out of Love, Air Supply- AmyMartinG added this song to the list!
You Light Up My Life, Debby Boone
I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet A Woman, Britney Spears
Don’t Cry Outloud, Melissa Manchester
I Would Do Anything For Love, Meatloaf
I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You, Savage Garden
How Do I Live, Faith Hill
Cry, Mandy Moore
I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing, Aerosmith
Mandy, Barry Manilow
Lovin You, Minnie Riperton
Heaven Is A Place On Earth, Belinda Carlisle
All My Life, KC and JoJo
Wind Beneath My Wings, Bette Midler
Heaven, Bryan Adams
Love Hurts, Nazareth
I Thin We’re Alone Now, Tommy James and the Shondells
Teardrops on My Guitar, Taylor Swift
What The World Needs Now, Bert Baccharach
I Will Always Love You, Whitney Houston
I Just Called to Say I Love You, Stevie Wonder
Don’t Write Me Off-Hugh Grant (Thanks @glass_slippers for this cheesy classic!)
Close to You, The Carpenters (Recommended By: Jackie Williams-Jones)

Axl Rose took about 200 of us down to Paradise City on Thursday, February 11th, when Guns N Roses (or what’s left of it) made a surprise appearance at the L’uomo Vogue party at the John Varvatos store in New York City. After a 3 hour delay–(I got word he was doing some heavy flirting downstairs)— Axl played a full set, encore included.

Got this little clip on my Blackberry as I thought… is there a spa in Paradise City? Because if there’s not, won’t you please take me here instead?

There must be a steam room in Paradise City

Axl Rose Image courtesy of TMZ

The Grammy Awards featured a host of interesting fashion choices from the music industry’s luminaries, but let’s cut the fat and talk about the real spectacle of the night - Lady GaGa’s ever-more-insane parade of sartorial gems.

Join me on a wonderful journey down the wormhole that was the Lady’s Grammy wardrobe!

First, we have a dress made of hoops and cotton candy, constructed for the permanent wind-tunnel look. It is relatively normal when you consider what’s to come!

Image courtesy of sindhtoday.net

Then GaGa sat down at the world’s weirdest piano with the world’s only Elton John.

Image courtesy of dailymail.co.ukAnd it wouldn't be a Lady Gaga performance if she didn't pick something bizarre, wonderful, and slightly frightening to perform in.Image courtesy nydailynews.com

Welcome to the Zit List, where we tell you exactly what to think about events, people, and things that happened this week.

Thursday Night Lights
Last night small quarterback Colt McCoy suffered an injury to his shoulder, which quashed Texas’ dreams of a college football championship and thus hurt the rest of his Texas teammates more than it hurt him. Whether you’re a fan of football or not (and seriously, why are you not a fan of football? Most entertaining sport imaginable) this winning and losing on a tiny shoulder blade is the stuff of mythic archetype.
Rating: 6 zits (injuries are no good)

Nothing But A Hound Dog
LA denizens might enjoy tonight’s 25th Annual Elvis Birthday Bash, a celebration-slash-concert that features up to three dozen performers covering Elvis’ finest in Echo Park.The patient fellow who’s been organizing it since 1987 refers to planning the event every year as “a pleasant headache.” The least you LA Elvis fans can do is go support his labor of love.
Rating: 3 zits

The Gphone?
Google knocked the wind out of mobile phone carrier’s sails by announcing that they would sell their new Google phone through their brand-new online phone store and that the phone would be unlocked to work with any American carrier. If this works, it could spell the end of AT&T and Apple’s chokehold on the mobile phone market. Of course, the phones could still be terrible–we’re reserving judgment.
Rating: 3 zits

Put A Hat On It
Lady Gaga, musician and public crazy person, attended the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas wearing a sunhat made entirely of her own hair. She did this because she’s now serving as Chief Creative Officer of Polaroid. This entire turn of events is approved.
Rating: 0 zits