Celebrity Suspect : Chelsea Clinton

Case: The wedding of the century, one that has Americans  fawning over all intimate details, is finally happening. Former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton is going to be marrying her long time investment banker beau, Marc Mezvins. Most of the all, the deets have spilled out to news outlets. There will be roughly 400 guest, including Oprah and Stephen Spielberg, the cost is expecting to tip in to the $5 million range with $200,000 going to security alone, and the location will be under the great white tents in the small town of Rhinebeck, NY. The bride is still mum on one very important detail:  Whose gown will be plastered on the pages of People next week? The battle rages on between Vera Wang or Oscar de la Renta, but all will be revealed Saturday.

Spa Treatment Sentencing: For successfully keeping us all in such wrongful suspense we’re sentencing Chelsea to post-nuptial spa prison. As an added bonus we’re allowing Marc to join you in Massage Therapy sentence at Algonquin Spa & Couples Resort.

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