If Spa Week and Fashion Week had a baby, it would look a little something like this:

Here’s the story. Yesterday I had a Lipomassage at Smooth Synergy Cosmedical Spa in New York City, the first spa to offer the superior CelluM6 Integral Machine, a non-invasive piece of spa technology that smooths, tones, and tightens your body so you can look like Gwenyth, Wonderwoman, or you at 17 again.

What does one wear for such this procedure of rolling away your cellulite and shrinking your fat cells? Exhibit A, an opaque white glorified body stocking:

This is what the ensemble looks like in its usual setting, as the technician Tamara sculpts my buttox by rolling the wand in computer-guided motions.

Being that it’s Fashion Week, I tweeted what was on my mind as a lay in this awkward yet form-fitting piece of spattire: Think I can I throw a jacket over this and head to Lincoln Center?

Almost immediately I got a tweet back: Do it.

If you know me at all, you know I take no challenge lightly, especially one that involves bringing a peculiar spa uniform into the most fashionable place on earth. PETA and the spa purists may throw red paint on me, but I’m willing to risk it.

Tonight, join me live as I make my rounds to the debut of White Trash Beautiful, a new fashion line by Nikki Lund and Bon Jovi at 6:30… followed by Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B. show at Lincoln Center at 8. Now that I have the iPhone I will livestream as much of the action as possible! Tune in later right here as the girl in the giant pantyhose hits the scene.

Live TV : Ustream

PS… Look who randomly walked by during my little photo shoot… ma girls Ashley and Rie from LuxurySpot.com! They say coincidence, I say they were just stalking to see me in a body spandex.

and PPS… going to the bathroom is just as annoying as it looks.

Not all allergies are created equal. Last week we were invited to Smooth Synergy in New York City to test out a treatment touted as having the ability to not only sculpt your face, but also de-puff the eyes, clear sinuses and reduce allergies. We sent Dina, Spa Week Account Manager and sneezer extraordiare, to decide if the CelluM6 Integral Machine at Smooth Synergy was the real deal. Here’s her recap:

I’m almost 30, and my eyes are the only thing that are showing my age (or so I tell myself). I also have epic allergies that make my eyes puffy and baggy most mornings. In other words, my eyes are doing wonders for my appearance.

Enter the Endermolift treatment at Smooth Synergy in Manhattan. It’s the only place in the city that offers this de-puffing and contouring, complexion-reviving and lymph node-draining treatment using the CelluM6 Integral machine.

Endermolift is designed to target different problem areas, which means the treatment can be used to tone your neck, sculpt your cheekbones, even slim down a double chin. But when it came to my choice of problem area  – the eyes had it.

My 20 minute-long session with Tamara and the CelluM6 Integral, left me looking visibly refreshed and younger. My cheeks were plumped, my bags diminished, and my around-the-eye wrinkles made less visible. Added bonus: my sinuses felt relieved, too. Amazing.

How does it work? The machine gently delivers “micro-beats” into the problem area. These micro-beats stimulate cells and kick-start their natural production of collagen and elastin.

CelluM6 Integral in action - the difference around the eyes was noticeable!

Smooth Synergy suggests weekly treatments in order to see the best possible benefits and offers special bundled pricing (such as one free treatment when you buy six.) Their prices range from $120 for the eye treatment up to  $200 for a complete face, neck and décolleté anti-aging treatment.