Celebrity Suspect:

Carmelo Anthony

Case: If there is one thing to be said about Knick fans–they are truly die hard and unwavering believers of the potential of their team. Even when things were down they managed to keep the faith. Recently they have begun to see brighter days by acquiring Amar’e Stoudemire and well, last night was also a good time to be a Knick. After a tri-team tug-of-war, New York was able to bring the West Coast All Star, Carmelo Anthony back home to his roots. Before his decision was publicly announced he had to dodge the tough badgering from Conan who just wouldn’t let up on his decision.

Spa Treatment Sentencing: For keeping his cool under an immense amount of pressure Carmelo definitely deserves some spa time. To get New York’s new star player loose and ready for the court, we’re sending him to Aveda Red Bell Spa in Hicksville, New York for a 60 Min Four-Hands Chakra Balancing Massage $139.95, normally $240 as part of our spa deals.

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Welcome to the Zit List, where we tell you exactly what to think about the week that was.

Link: Mama Fierce
Fresh off the press, but certain sources are claiming that the world may soon be graced with a mini-Beyonce – rumors speculate that the singer may be newly pregnant. If it’s true, we wish Miss Beyonce a healthy and happy pregnancy!
Rating: 0 zits

Link: Secret Sadness of the Queen of Rom-Coms
Oscar winner (seriously…) Sandra Bullock had her face splashed all over the tabloids this week when her husband, Jesse James, was revealed to be a recidivist cheat. The only good thing that comes out of this sad and rather sordid situation is that scientists can finally lay to rest the question of whether attractive people can date and marry jerks. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sandy.
Rating: 5 zits

Link: March Madness Update
The NCAA upsets continue – on Thursday, Butler’s team upset #1 seed Syracuse to advance to the regional finals. 1 zit for broken brackets, but you have to love unexpected results.
Rating: 1 zit

For college basketball fans, the NCAA tournament is like heaven – and with a host of upsets, there’s certainly no lack of excitement in this year’s Sweet Sixteen. But guess what: basketball is just as fun to plat as it is to watch. To inspire you to get off the couch and head out for a pick-up game (though we certainly don’t intend for you to miss any games – everyone knows staring at the TV prevents your bracket from being busted), here’s the top 3 reasons to take a break from the tube and start your own tournament.

Aerobic health - All the running and jumping is a fabulous aerobic workout, right up there with running – but the pivoting, feinting, and directional changes required by a game of basketball give you the increased flexibility in your joints and muscles that running just can’t.

Overall coordination – The skill you’ll develop directing the ball into the hoop will strengthen your eye-hand coordination and overall spatial relations…which will, of course, make it that much easier to wield the remote with gumption during the tournament.

Emotional balance/fun - If you usually head to the gym alone, playing with friends or a pick-up league helps you switch up your workout and introduce a social element that’s too often given short shrift. By having fun with others, the time will go quicker and you’ll be far less likely to come up with all those convenient excuses for not working out.