The Grammy Awards featured a host of interesting fashion choices from the music industry’s luminaries, but let’s cut the fat and talk about the real spectacle of the night – Lady GaGa’s ever-more-insane parade of sartorial gems.

Join me on a wonderful journey down the wormhole that was the Lady’s Grammy wardrobe!

First, we have a dress made of hoops and cotton candy, constructed for the permanent wind-tunnel look. It is relatively normal when you consider what’s to come!

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Then GaGa sat down at the world’s weirdest piano with the world’s only Elton John.

Image courtesy of dailymail.co.ukAnd it wouldn't be a Lady Gaga performance if she didn't pick something bizarre, wonderful, and slightly frightening to perform in.Image courtesy nydailynews.com

As you’ve probably read by now, the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night was dampened by rain. It didn’t put out the festivity, but like most mortals, the celebrities in attendance opted to bring umbrellas. Unlike most mortals, many celebrities enlisted others to hold their umbrellas for them.

Check out these celebs who came equipped with their own umbrella stands:

Fergie stuck close to her husband/umbrella holder. (Image courtesy examiner.com)

Maria Menounos requires an umbrella for her body and another for her train. (Image courtesy smh.com.au)

"Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe stayed cool even with a wet sleeve, thanks to an umbrella attendant. (Image courtesy thehothits.com)

But as it turns out, not all celebrities require a third arm to manage a parasol – Penelope Cruz won accolades by keeping it real and carrying her own umbrella.

What a sunny smile! (Image courtesy examiner.com)

What was your favorite umbrella moment at the Golden Globes?