To celebrate the West Coast and Wedding Wednesday, we have compiled a list of the top 10 ugliest celeb wedding dresses. It’s time to bash the brides and gawk at the grooms! The dresses are rated in reverse order on a scale from 1 to 10. 10 being not so good and 1 being down right disastrous. We love these stars, but frown at their bridal blunders.

#10 Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

No, she didn’t wear this dress in her real life wedding to Matthew Broderick, but this Vivienne Westwood costume from the first Sex and the City movie didn’t do SJP’s tiny frame justice. Fabric overload!

#9 P!nk

P!nk didn’t wear pink…shocker! But the hair and the dress. (Don’t get us started on the cheesy background or Carey Hart’s hair.) She looks like Little Bow Peep, the rock star edition.

#8 Christina Aguilera

Holly Madison? Wedding Barbie? Nope it’s Xtina on her wedding day (to that guy she just recently divorced). The dress looks like white spaghetti or coffee filters. (PS. I think that is the floral arch from my junior prom circa 1999?)

#7 Heidi Klum and Seal

Pirates of the Caribbean? …On stranger tides, indeed! That’s Heidi Klum and Seal during their annual vow renewal ceremony. Looks like a marriage between the Queen of Mardi Gras and Long John Silver…but at least the kids are really adorable! Sadly, more from Heidi to come.

#6 Celine Dion

Help! It’s the White Witch from Narnia!! Your veil/headdress is giving us frost bite of the eye sockets.

#5 Celine Dion

Did Celine try to get a  24k Gold Facial on her dress?… Silly Celine, that wont’ help wrinkles!

#4 Mariah Carey

What do you get when you add hand embroidery + millions of  sequins + 10,000 pearls + 25 foot train? 1 great big pile of YUCK!

#3 Heidi Klum

Bo Derek meets Baby Spice, meets Pink Flamingos. Heidi, you’re an international super model…Do you own a mirror?

#2 Britney Spears

Rocking the lace wedding “dress”, Brit-Brit and K-Fed celebrate a white trash wedding. Oh, the good ol’ days.

#1 Pam Anderson and Kid Rock

Close your eyes and hide your children.

What we’ve learned: It is possible that an ugly wedding dress equals an uglier divorce. The only couples that haven’t divorced are Heidi + Seal and Celine + René Angelil.

#Notetoself: Renewing vows in an ugly wedding dress makes a marriage last forever.

What do you think of the list? Did your favorite celeb make the cut? Who did we miss? Let us know… Go!