Thanks to fame-whoring, bling-loving, entrepreneurial British reality stars, we are seeing another resurgence of the sparkly private parts obsession born as Vajazzling, and this time it’s your turn, boys.
Almost instantly after our vajazzling video at completely bare dropped in February 2010, men became wildly jealous (unless maybe they were having sex with someone who’s vajazzled) and words like anazzling and balljazzling and penazzling were said and done in earnest.
And so the story goes… this week, British reality show The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright has reached the pinnacle of fame with the launch of Pejazzles: a range of Swarovski crystal tattoos designed to be worn specifically by men. Just like Vajazzles, they are stick on and can be applied anywhere, but are suggested for just above the crotch on a waxed or shaved surface. “According to salon owners, 40% of customers requesting body bling are men,” reports the Daily Mail. These lips are one of the top sellers (I’ve personally had it – at least Pejazzlers have good taste).
We asked our Resident Straight Man (who chooses to remain anonymous) what he thinks about the trend: “No Way. Call your Congressman and get them to sign the nation’s first Penile Protection Amendment. Just say No to Pejazzling. It’s that important.”
Images courtesy of Daily Mail UK – hop on over there to read more.