Celebrity Suspect: Cristiano Ronaldo

Case: For the last two weeks, the whole world has been caught up in the shirtless adventures of the World Cup. If you’re a devoted fan of futbol, or just tuned in to root for your home team, the one name you have to know, second in popularity to David Bechkam, is Cristiano Ronaldo. Up until now, we just drooled over his Armani underwear campaign, and this week we finally had the chance to see what the captain of the Portuguese soccer team had to work with (on the field.) Check out this video of his reckless dive against the Ivory Coast. The game ended in a deadlock 0-0.

Sentence: A dive is frowned upon in soccer talk and viewed as a cheap move for a player to maintain the ball, but with the stakes so high can you really blame him? We’re sending Cristiano to Lux Spa and Fitness to get a Arnica & Rosemary Muscle Melt. This treatment will warm and stimulate his muscles which helps to reduce soreness, swelling, & bruising. From the looks of that clip, he’s going to need it.

Image Courtesy of Cristiano Ronaldo Style