VAJAZZLING: The Man’s Experience… In Bed

Last week when chatting on a BlogTalk radio show, the topic of Vajazzling—the most buzzed about $50 treatment of Spa Week this season—obviously came up in conversation. The #1 question of the segment our listeners wanted answered was right to the point: What do men think of the bedazzling phenomenon? And not just after seeing the Vajazzling videoafter experiencing it. In the bedroom.

Well, ask and you shall receive… yesterday we posed this question on Spa Week Daily, and last night received a very detailed first-hand account via email (poster child included). Thank you to the sender, who shall remain anonymous.

I think the key to a good vajazzle is the element of surprise.

I’d heard about vajazzling before and the girl I’m seeing told me she was excited to get the treatment. When she said that she wanted a disco ball down there, I imagined Michael Jackson’s diamond-studded white glove peeking out from behind the panties. I have to say I was kind of disappointed when she came back with a little pink heart. It was cool, but I expected something different, without thinking of the ramifications of the crystals (yeah, they’re actual crystals).

Now what’s the first thing you do if your woman gets vajazzled? If I have to tell you the answer to this riddle… hold on… I think that was your girlfriend calling. So this part, nothing really changes if you’re used to her being waxed. If you aren’t, that’s something that goes hand-in-hand with the whole vajazzling experience, so enjoy it.

She said the woman who vajazzled her indicated you’re not supposed to have sex right after you’re vajazzled. I’d thought there may be laceration involved (did I mention the crystals?), but there was no problem with it for us; unless you count vajazzles everywhere as a problem.

They were on the sheets, the heart was no longer in tact, they were in different places on her body and other places in the bed, on clothes… I had vajazzles stuck to my shoulder the next day… we even found one on a dish that had gone through the dishwasher. They get all over. I wanted her to remove them earlier in the week, but she insisted they stay on ’til they fell off. The novelty had run out far before the heart was indiscernible.

Obviously, if you’re a stripper, you need to get these. Every girl doesn’t have them, and if you’re the one who is done up, you think that won’t make you an extra $50 a week? I guarantee you it would. It’s like Lady Gaga – she’s never wearing the same thing so she’s always interesting to look at. Get a different design each week and your customers will come in just to see that. If you’re a serious entertainer, I feel this is a must. Clear heels are so passé anyway.

But I have to tell you, overall, I wasn’t off-the-wall thrilled with the vajazzles. If I didn’t know that it was coming, I would have been completely amazed and in awe. I think you could probably use this to spice it up in the bedroom a bit, but don’t tell him you’re going to do it, just do it. The element of surprise is essential.

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  • Sararueben

    Well duh they fell off. She got the cheap ones.

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  • Miaka Moto

    Another fun for me to remember, Sex Dolls are appropriate for this kind of activity

  • Miaka Moto

    Another fun for me to remember, Sex Dolls are appropriate for this kind of activity

  • Mitts

    I came across this blog while I was googling the internet for a salon that would vajazzle me. I am a guy so I like to call it Pijazzle. I've had it once before and let me tell you from experience, the element of surprise is a HUGE bonus! She thought I was wearing a diamond thong, but I said no baby what do you think of the family jewels now? The bedroom was lit up like a dance floor with two dazzling disco balls. I did my Pijazzle at home with Krazy glue so it has been a month and they still have not come off! I think next I will be Nipjazzling.

    • SpaWeekDaily

      Wow, now THAT sounds like a party! And it's been month? The 70s are still
      kicking after all….