Welcome to the Zit List, where we tell you exactly what to think about the week that was.

Link: #iPad, #iTampon, #iDie
Every techie and techie wannabe has an opinion about the iPad, Apple’s brand new reader to challenge the Kindle and Nook. The most entertaining opinion however, has without a doubt been the endless obsession over the choice of name. “Do they come in maxi?” “With wings?” Seriously, what ELSE was Apple going to call it? Name one other possibility! You can’t even think of one. And then, just like that… #iTampon was born.
Rating: 4 zits

Link: The braces are coming off, America
ABC has announced that they’re pulling the plug on Ugly Betty. The show that made America Ferrera a star in 2006 is ending with just 8 episodes left. Four years – not a bad run, but for Betty fans we know this is heartbreaking news.
Rating: 2 zits

Link: Mind your own Lady Business!
Okay. So we got a little excited this morning about Vajazzling. Spa Week is all about relaxation, wellness, health… and now there’s a Swarovski-studded hoo-ha in the mix? We’re going to go ahead and give ourselves a few zits for our over-zealousness. It’s fine though, because…… we’ll just Vajazzle right on over them suckers.
Rating: 3 zits